HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD.
HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD.
Is there anything more FRIGHTENING than Christmas morning?
That special someone reaches under the tree, eyes aglow with anticipation. They loosen the cellophane bow on your gift with a smile - but you know the truth! Ya done goofed. You’ve whiffed yet again, just like last year. Bewtocks clenched tight, you steel yourself for this year's polite, half-hearted "Awww, thank you!". These words will ring through your nightmares for another 364 days, an echo of yuletide failure sure to follow you to the grave.
But tonight could be the night you turn it around!
Tonight on THE LAST DRIVE-IN, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl will be auctioning off one-of-a-kind gift ideas PERFECT for last-minute shoppers yearning for redemption. From horror memorabilia to their own personal belongings, nothing is off the table to save YOU from the existential horrors of bad gift giving!
This year, Joe Bob is giving YOU the gift of giving gifts - while also giving something BACK to charity in the process! So sit back, relax, and bask in the glow of a Killer Santa double-feature and celebrate the joy, love, and bloodlust of the season with the whole mutant family - only on SHUDDER!
All proceeds of the auction will be donated to one of tonight's FOUR excellent charities, which will be announced on the show throughout the night.
- The Trevor Project - The leading national organization providing crisis intervention and
suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender,
queer & questioning (LGBTQ) young people under 25.
- The National Women's Law Center - Fights for gender justice — in the courts, in public policy, and in society — working across the issues central to the lives of women
and girls to change culture and drive solutions to gender inequity.
- The Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue - Peaceful Valley's mission is to provide a safe and loving environment to all donkeys that have been abused, neglected or abandoned, as well as protecting wild burros under threat of destruction.
- Organization For Autism Research - Dedicated to improving the lives of everyone affected by autism by supporting research that produces meaningful and practical results.
If the yule log in your ribcage is brimming with love for your fellow man, please DONATE to one of tonight's worthy causes even if you don't want our junk! Just tell 'em Joe Bob sent ya!
Catch JOE BOB SAVES CHRISTMAS ON SHUDDER!
A double helping of killer Santa flicks presented by the World's Greatest Host.
LIVE at 9 PM Eastern on 12/11. Releases on Streaming 12/13.
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